Would you like to tack this boat?
I do not want to tack this craft.
When I shunt the fore is aft.
Would you like to jibe this proa?
I do not jibe, I'd rather shunt, since when I shunt the back is front.
Shunt! Shunt! Bow! Stern!
I do not think I'll ever learn!
Why not tack like normal boats?
I'd rather go to Sea with Goats.
Fore is aft! Back is front!
Give up on this silly Stunt!